Ramblings of a Mad Person. Sometimes peaceful. Always That Bitch.
To all the pants I’ve pooped before
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The first time I pooped my pants
These are the first pants* I remember pooping in at an age where it was no longer acceptable to do so.
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The second time I pooped my pants
The second time I pooped my pants, I was in 8th grade and was in Madrid, Spain.
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The third time I pooped my pants
The third time I ever pooped my pants I was lying in bed with who I thought was the love of my life.
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The last time I pooped my pants
The last* time I pooped my pants I had salmonella, which brought with it uncontrollable diarrhea for a week straight, almost 2.
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Epilogue Sans Poop
The question on everyone’s minds: have I pooped my pants again?